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Long Haired Businessmen

2026 · Rated PG-13 · 1h 22m · Scott Gairdner

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Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers with a passion for staying looped in and on the same page. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely - armed with nothing but jargon, synergy, and one sacred truth: the weekend’s never long enough.

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Four beats. Stored on this device — skip, fine, yes, rewatch.